The regional table / Virginia
Country Ham with Red-Eye Gravy
Two ingredients, four minutes, and a piece of meat that somebody spent the better part of a year making before you ever saw it.
The ham is the recipe. Everything you do at the stove takes less time than boiling a kettle, and none of it matters next to the cure, which is why the oldest Virginia document worth opening here is not about a skillet at all. Mary Randolph's The Virginia House-wife was first printed in 1824; the copy readable on the Internet Archive is the fourth edition, "with amendments and additions," whose copyright was entered in the District of Columbia on 29 January 1828, and that is the text quoted here. Its section is headed "To cure bacon," and it is a set of orders: hogs "should be fed with corn, six weeks at least, before they are killed"; salt them "before they get cold"; rub "a large table spoonful of salt-petre on the inside of each ham"; hang the jowls to smoke after two weeks, shoulders after three, hams after four, because "if they remain longer in salt they will be hard." Hang them hock down "to preserve the juices." "Make a good smoke every morning, and be careful not to have a blaze." From the first of April, take them down in the heat, rub them with hickory ashes, hang them up again.
It is worth saying who actually did that. Randolph's own preface describes a house where the mistress gives out the flour and the spice each morning and then leaves, and where the work is done by other people: "we have no right to expect slaves or hired servants to be more attentive to our interest than we ourselves are." The smoke made every morning, the ashes rubbed on in April, the ham boiled until the bone slips — that was the labour of enslaved people, and the book is a record of their cooking as much as of her management. Two centuries later the Commonwealth still legislates the result. Code of Virginia § 3.2-5419 reads: "Genuine Smithfield hams are hereby defined to be hams processed, treated, smoked, aged, cured by the long-cure, dry salt method of cure and aged for a minimum period of six months; such six-month period to commence when the green pork cut is first introduced to dry salt, all such salting, processing, treating, smoking, curing, and aging to be done within the corporate limits of the town of Smithfield, Virginia." Section 3.2-5420 forbids calling anything else one, and § 3.2-5421 makes it a Class 4 misdemeanour.
Why this version works
No thickening, ever. This is not cream gravy and it does not take flour. It should run off the spoon like strong tea, pool under the ham and soak straight into a biscuit or a mound of grits. The moment you thicken it you have made something else, and something worse: a starchy sauce carrying a ham's worth of salt.
A thin slice or nothing. A quarter of an inch is the working thickness. Thicker and the middle is still cold and rubbery when the outside is hard; thinner and it goes to leather in under a minute. Country ham is dense, dry and already cooked through by salt and time, so the pan is browning a surface, not cooking a chop.
Coffee because the pan is dry. Rendered country ham gives up very little liquid — there is not enough fat and no juice at all to make a pan sauce out of. Coffee is the cheapest hot liquid in a Southern kitchen at six in the morning, it dissolves the browned crust off the iron, and its bitterness is the only thing on the plate that stands up to that much salt. Water makes the same gravy taste of nothing but ham.
The salt did the cooking months ago. Virginia Cooperative Extension publication 458-223, "Dry Curing Virginia-Style Ham at Home," gives the schedule Randolph was describing without numbers: eight pounds of salt, two pounds of sugar and two ounces of saltpetre per hundred pounds of meat, half rubbed on day one and half on day seven; seven days of cure per inch of cushion depth, held at 36 to 40°F; fourteen days of equalising at 50 to 60°F; then 45 to 180 days of ageing at 75 to 95°F. The ham loses something like a fifth of its weight before it reaches you. There is nothing left for a skillet to do but warm it and brown it.